Monday, October 31, 2011

Saying #005

If Life is a bowl of Cherries, why am I stuck with the Pits?
--- Holmes
If Life is Sweet, why am I getting Chilly always !

Friday, October 28, 2011

Jokes #004

Vada : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too."

Sada : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" 

Vada : "A judge told him."

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Facts #005


Deepavali popularly known as the "festival of lights".
The name "Diwali" is a contraction of "Deepavali" (from Sanskrit: दीपावली), which means "row of lamps". Diwali involves the lighting of small clay lamps (diyas or dīpas) filled with oil to signify the triumph of good over evil.
In North India:
  1. The festival starts with first day of Dhanteras on which most Indian business communities begin their financial year. 
  2. The second day of the festival, Naraka Chaturdasi, marks the vanquishing of the demon Naraka by Lord Krishna and his wife Satyabhama
  3. Amavasya, the third day of Deepavali, marks the worship of Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth in her most benevolent mood, fulfilling the wishes of her devotees. Amavasya also tells the story of Lord Vishnu, who in his dwarf incarnation vanquished the Bali, and banished him to Patala
  4. It is on the fourth day of Deepawali, Kartika Shudda Padyami, that Bali went to patala and took the reins of his new kingdom in there. 
  5. The fifth day is referred to as Yama Dvitiya (also called Bhai Dooj), and on this day sisters invite their brothers to their homes. 

For Jains, Diwali marks the attainment of moksha or nirvana by Mahavira in 527 BC.
Greetings in Hindi: Deepavali ki Shubhkamnayein (दीपावली की शुभकामनाएं)
Greetings in Gujarati: Shubh Diwali ane Nutan Varshabhinandan / Saal Mubarak. 
Greetings in Marathi: Shubh Deepavali/ Diwalichya Shubhechha (शुभ दीपावली /दिवाळीच्या शुभेच्छा )
In Southern India, the festival is called Deepavali.

Andhra Pradesh:
Deepavali is one of the seven most important festivals of Andhra Pradesh. It is very popular with children who celebrate Deepavali because of the excitement of bursting firecrackers. Some areas host local stage story telling called Hari Katha. Some areas may put a huge Narakasura dummy made with firecrackers. This will be burst by a person dressed as Lord Krishna or, more accurately, a costume of Satyabhama, the consort of Lord Krishna, who actually killed the demon Narakasura; an event that is celebrated as Deepavali for generations. 
Greetings in Telugu:  Deepavali Shubhakankshalu (దీపావళి శుభాకా౦కలు).
Karnataka:
Narakasura vadha is the main day, with celebrations involving bursting firecrackers at dawn after Lakshmi puja. It is celebrated as Narakachaturdashi in Karnataka,
Greetings in Kannada: Deepavali Habbada Shubhashayagalu (ದೀಪಾವಳಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಷಯಗಳು).
Kerala:
Kerala is the only state in India where Diwali is not a major festival. Traditionally, Deepavali celebrations in Kerala are on a low key affair. The native people of Kerala do not celebrate Diwali. But places in Kerala where prominent Tamil, Bengali and various North Indian communities resides, Diwali Festival is celebrated with great zest. People of these communities arrange grand feasts and go to temples and fairs, visit friends and relatives. 
Greetings in Malayalam: Deepavali Aashamsagal (ദീപാവലി ആശംസകള്‍).
Tamil Nadu:
In Tamil Nadu it is celebrated as Deepavali they celebrate this by lighting deepams, bursting fireworks, wearing new clothes and sharing sweets. A traditional visit to the Temple is a significant ritual of the day. The entire house is cleaned and new clothes are purchased for the entire family which is followed by lighting of oil lamps around the house and bursting firecrackers. The city Sivakasi in Tamil Nadu is the capital of India’s firework industry with about 8,000 factories, producing 90 percent of the country's total fireworks output. It also has the world's largest fireworks manufacturing unit. The evening sky of Deepavali is a colourful sight to watch. 
Greetings in Tamizh/ Tamil: Deepavali Nalvaazhtukkal (தீபாவளி திருநாள் நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்).
 
Deepavali is celebrated for different reasons, occurring between mid-October and mid-November. For Hindus, Diwali is one of the most important festivals of the year and is celebrated in families by performing traditional activities together in their homes. 
Courtesy: Wikipedia.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Riddle #004

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all

What am I?
Answer: Tomorrow.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Saying #004


To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it.  --- Leo Tolstoy.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Debate #003

What decides the IQ level of a kid ?
Is it through Gene ? or by Brought up ?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Jokes #003


In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them.

I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice -- it seems much less dangerous.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Facts #004

Reality about LOVE:
'' Love makes you strong infront of the Whole World,
but,
Weak infront of the one You Love ''. . . 

Monday, October 17, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Saying #003


Great thing to Man-kind is '' Forgetfulness ’’,
But
The Greatest boon is ‘’ Forgiving ’’. . .
                                      ----- Sheldon Lee Cooper.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Photo #003

GOD is NOWHERE.
It is a Paradox.
GOD is NOW HERE or GOD is NO WHERE...
It all depends on one's perception ! 

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Riddle #003

What can run but never walks,
Has a mouth but never talks, 
Has a head but never weeps, 
Has a bed but never sleeps !!!


Answer: The River.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Joke #002

One of the best Insulting lines written above a Clock in an Examination hall :
'' Time will Pass,
   Will you ... ??? '' . . .

The above picture is the famous Coo Coo Clock/ Cuckoo Clocks from Black Forest, Germany !

Monday, October 3, 2011

Facts #002

Today is the German Reunification day ! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_reunification)
The only remains of the German Wall, which seperated the East and West Germany !
The only stretch of Wall supposedly 'the living History' !